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1. "Gifting a pet. That's a ton of work to dump connected someone, and adjacent if they bash privation a pet, they miss the peculiar infinitesimal of picking it for themselves."
2. "Proposing successful beforehand of a crowd. Even worse, astatine a sporting lawsuit connected the Jumbotron."
"Or astatine idiosyncratic else's wedding/reception."
"Yeah. It’s much of a hostage concern than a matrimony proposal."
-u/Blinky_
"It's good if it's planned successful advance, I think. But astonishment nationalist proposals, hellhole no."
3. "Showing up without telling past you're coming."
4. "Meeting and getting joined soon after. Even if you judge they are 'the one,' delight get to cognize them successful the dating phase."
"I did this, and profoundly regret it and hold with you 100%. Just hold instrumentality your time"
"I did this and it's worked retired precise well. However, if my kid tried it, I would powerfully discourage it. We some agreed that it was silly arsenic hell, and we're fortunate that we don't hatred each other."
5. "Shower sex. Can’t basal it. Looks blistery successful the movies, unsafe and unrealistic successful reality."
6. "Making large purchases without discussing with your spouse first."
7. "The opus 'Every Breath You Take.' It gets played astatine weddings alllll the time. Even Sting came retired and said WYF people."
8. "Big weddings. You’ll beryllium exhausted and stressed retired by the extremity of the night."
9. "Pursuing idiosyncratic aft they accidental nary oregon are already with idiosyncratic else. Just creepy and incorrect successful existent life."
11. "Sex connected the beach. Or enactment successful water."
"Without a formation towel, yes. Terrible. With a formation towel, great. But yes, underwater is not great. Water unit successful enclosed spaces tin beryllium bad."
-u/reillan
12. "The fighting/makeup enactment cycle. Man, it's exhausting."
13. "Serenading. I had a archetypal day serenade maine once. I near the day feeling similar helium was going to effort to deterioration my skin."
14. "Showering together. You're successful my way. Move."
15. "Proposing connected immoderate holiday! Hey babe, here’s your Christmas gift. It’s a ringing I could person fixed you adjacent week, but past I’d person had to bargain you different gift!"
"My ex-husband did this BECAUSE helium couldn’t deliberation of immoderate different gifts."
-u/pandyroo22
"I deliberation proposing connected a vacation is tacky unless that idiosyncratic getting projected to expressed wanting that. It takes ZERO readying to marque definite the temper is close due to the fact that your household volition beryllium successful town, the location looks nice, etc. I besides can't ideate if the narration doesn't past however agelong it would instrumentality to halt associating X vacation with Y partner."
16. "Absence. It doesn’t marque the bosom turn fonder. Long-distance relationships aren’t large either."
-u/VixenTraffic
17. "Sharing earbuds. Movies marque it look cute, but successful existent beingness it’s uncomfortable, awkward, and someone’s ever getting yanked erstwhile they move."
18. "Standing successful the rain, arguing. Like babe, I’m cold, wet, and emotionally unstable. This isn’t The Notebook, it’s a breakdown."
19. "Valentine’s Day"
-u/sarahballoon
"My hubby is from a state wherever Valentine's Day isn't truly a thing. He asked his coworkers what he's expected to do. They told him, 'buy her thing costly she likes.' We got location astir the aforesaid time; helium presented maine with a vessel of Johnny Walker aged whiskey. I didn't cognize helium near enactment aboriginal to astonishment me, truthful I'd gotten myself a vessel of Red Stag."
20. "Anything Edward did for Bella successful Twilight."
21. And finally, "Involving nutrient with sex. Chocolate condiment and whipped pick successful crevices you ne'er knew you had are not a bully time."
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