"Eat Sh*t." Stephen Colbert's Brutal Response To Jeffrey Epstein After Being Mentioned In The Files Is Wildddd

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On his ain speech show, Stephen Colbert conscionable addressed the information that his sanction was mentioned successful the latest batch of Epstein files.

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For reference, past week, the Department of Justice released 3 cardinal much pages of documents. According to reporting from the New York Times, among the names wrong were Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and, of course, the existent president of the United States.

During this Wednesday's broadcast, the late-night big began his monologue by saying, "Now, here's the funny thing. I got a small funny and did a small searching to spot if I was successful the files, and unluckily I am."

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Colbert continued by mentioning the circumstantial email successful which his sanction appears, which was primitively sent to Lesley Groff, Jeffrey Epstein's longtime enforcement assistant.

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In Colbert's explanation, helium said, "One of Epstein's associates was a instrumentality of my aged show, The Colbert Report, peculiarly of my mentation of monolithic anonymous run coffers known arsenic Super PACs. In an email asking Epstein to donate to a candidate, that idiosyncratic wrote, 'Nobody explains it amended than Stephen Colbert – it's truly comic – deliberation Jeffrey volition bask watching!'" Below is the afloat email wherever Colbert's sanction appears:

Email discussing donations to governmental  entities and notation  of Stephen Colbert arsenic  a favorite

Colbert made respective comments and jokes astir being mentioned, archetypal saying, "Well, there's nary specified happening arsenic atrocious publicity. Just look astatine our caller Times Square billboard!" A fake promotional graphic for The Late Show past popped up connected surface with the tagline, "It's truly comic – deliberation Jeffrey volition bask watching!"

 "It's truly  funny. Think Jeffrey volition  bask  watching!"

Colbert kept going, saying, "But these files incorporate the names of folks adjacent much important to maine than me, due to the fact that Jeffrey besides name-dropped Bilbo Baggins." Now, if you don't know, Bilbo is simply a quality from The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings series, of which Stephen is simply a monolithic fan. In fact, helium adjacent had a little cameo successful 2013's The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug, arsenic shown below.

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Here's that full email wherever Bilbo Baggins was mentioned by Jeffrey Epstein, successful lawsuit you're curious:

 A idiosyncratic   denies forcing anyone to person  relations with someone, stating they were alert  of their actions. Mention of advisors follows

But that's not all. In a abstracted email, Epstein compared himself to Gandalf. The assemblage virtually gasped and groaned erstwhile Colbert revealed this, and past helium said, "All right! That is disgusting! In the immortal words of Gandalf the Grey, 'Eat shit, you dormant pervert.'"

"Eat s***, you dormant   pervert." - Gandalf. Gandalf is shown holding a unit   with a superior   expression

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The assemblage cheered, Colbert smiled, and past helium said, "It sounds prettier successful Elvish."

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So, determination you person it. That's wherefore Colbert was mentioned successful the files, consecutive from the rima of Stephen Colbert himself.

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