"Bad" Jokes That Are Actually Good, And Other Gems From The Internet This Week

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Welcome to Only Good Internet, wherever — similar a sommelier for net contented — I brace you with memes.

I privation to speech to you astir atrocious jokes. Specifically, BadJokesByJeff. It’s fundamentally a Tumblr rite of transition astatine this constituent for 1 of Jeff’s jokes to amusement up connected your dash, and for you to respond, “change your URL, Jeff.” Because, you see, Jeff’s jokes are sometimes not atrocious astatine all.

IDK, possibly you’ve heard that 1 before, but I haven’t! I didn’t spot it coming! Here’s another:

One much for the road:

Anyway, “Jeff, alteration your URL” has go a meme successful and of itself, to the constituent wherever the blog really enactment retired a canvass to inquire if they should really bash it:

You tin travel badjokesbyjeff connected Tumblr oregon Instagram. Laugh, groan, shingle your caput disapprovingly, enjoy.

…That Usain Bolt’s past sanction is his REAL NAME, and the laminitis of Tito’s Vodka’s past sanction is Beveridge:

William Headline? Bill Headline??? Are you serious??? Apparently, William’s past sanction was primitively Swedish and was Americanized, but still.

You gotta presume there’s immoderate self-fulfilling prophecy happening here, which I conscionable learned is called “nominative determinism.” It’s the thought that a person’s past sanction tends to nudge them toward a vocation that suits the name. It’s excessively precocious for me, but possibly I’ll alteration my past sanction to Billionaire and spot what happens to my kids.

The look connected this cat’s look is what truly sells this for me:

Shout-out to Josiah B. for sending successful this week’s cursed image!

I ever similar to decorativeness each week with thing that I MUST stock with you, due to the fact that I can’t get it retired of my head. This week, it’s each astir Drake and Josh:

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