Ahead Of The US's 250th Birthday, JD Vance Told A "Joke" To Military Members That Spectacularly Failed, And Now Everyone's Mocking Him

"You know, the erstwhile president. I'm trying to beryllium nonpartisan. You ever seen these aged cartoons wherever you've got the angel connected the enarthrosis and the devil connected the shoulder? Well, due to the fact that I'm speaking to each of you, our large patriots and work members, I've got the angel connected my enarthrosis saying, JD, don't beryllium partisan. We're gonna marque this nonpartisan."