75 Celebrity Tweets That Make Me Cringe, Laugh, And Then Laugh Again

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Believe it oregon not, Twitter turned 20 years aged past week! And besides judge it oregon not, it really utilized to beryllium fun!

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To observe the occassion present are 70 of my all-time favourite personage tweets (we tin really telephone them tweets due to the fact that that's what they were called backmost then.)

1.

Tweet from Olivia Wilde joking that archaeologists volition  deliberation  tanning beds were utilized  to fry radical   arsenic  punishment

2.

A idiosyncratic   successful  a casual, relaxed mounting  connected  a sofa  with a laptop and snacks, resembling a humorous instrumentality     connected  'Home Alone'

3.

Tweet by Ryan Reynolds joking astir  airplane toilets being aggressive

4.

Tweet by Monica Lewinsky with an "eyes" emoji, quoting a question   astir  high-risk, low-reward actions from UberFacts

5.

 "is meatball an fruit" posted connected  July 16, 2018

6.

 "Are you trying to archer  maine  a thimble is not made for babies to instrumentality     shots?"

7.

Tweet from Dolly Parton reads, "When her quality   is beyond comparison  with flaming locks of auburn hair" with 3  emblem  emojis

8.

 "In 2002 I was nominated for a Golden Globe. In 2020, I'm conscionable  sitting present  staring successful  the reflector  astatine  my balding head."

9.

 "Wu Tang Cher Clan," posted connected  May 8, 2014

10.

A Twitter speech   wherever  a idiosyncratic    asks Cher to "sit connected  my face," and Cher humorously replies, telling them to "sit connected  your ain  damn face."

11.

Tweet from Tony Hawk listing age-related comments astir  skateboarding, humorously highlighting perceptions from property  10 to 50

12.

 "How u similar  my con shaqt lenses get   it lol"

13.

Kris Jenner tweets a correction astir  the worth  of a house, stating it is $60 million, not $20 million, successful  effect   to a header  astir  Kanye West

14.

A cattle  stands successful  a grassy tract  down  a ligament  fence, arsenic  posted by Martha Stewart

15.

Tweet by idiosyncratic    questioning however  radical   cognize  astir  the prima   portion    watching the History Channel

16.

Dionne Warwick humorously questions Chance the Rapper's signifier    sanction  successful  a tweet, pondering wherefore  helium  included "rapper" if it's obvious

17.

A idiosyncratic   stands connected  signifier    facing an bare  auditorium, holding a guitar, with a humorous tweet astir  a azygous  fan

18.

 Someone asks if James Blunt has tally  retired  of "You're Beautiful" money. James Blunt humorously replies, "Hahahahahahahahaha! No."

19.

Tweet by Zendaya stating, "You ever   conscionable  look   astatine  idiosyncratic    and think...shut up...even if they haven't said thing  yet." Dated June 14, 2016

20.

 "Does anyone deliberation  planetary  warming is simply a bully  thing? I emotion  Lady Gaga. I deliberation  she's a truly  absorbing  artist."

21.

Tweet by Adam Grant asks astir  the worst vocation  proposal  received, listing 3  examples. Monica Lewinsky replies astir  a White House internship

22.

Tweet by verified idiosyncratic    mentioning "chinese nutrient  successful  china" with hashtag #mrworldwide. Dated August 26, 2013

23.

Tweet astir  receiving a substance   back, referencing an older tweet connected  emotion  and attraction

24.

 "Thanks guys! I had nary  thought  a pickle was truly  a cucumber! U guys wholly  confirmed it!" Dated Feb 21, 2010

25.

Tweet by Billy Eichner humorously states his Spotify database  makes him consciousness   similar  a young achromatic  pistillate   experiencing coming-of-age successful  summertime  1994

26.

Tweet from Justin Bieber, dated December 4, 2009, asks wherefore  Rhode Island is neither a roadworthy  nor an island

27.

Tweet by Kris Jenner from September 6, 2012, humorously expressing the feeling of having a "giant meatloaf" inside

28.

 "I conscionable  sharted myself. That's erstwhile   u fart and u crap  yourself connected  accident!" Dated May 9, 2012, 10:35 PM

29.

Tweet by @LilJon astir  rushing location  but being delayed by a schoolhouse  bus, calling it the longest 30 minutes of their life

30.

Tweet from a personage  astir  their stylist, Terry, being locked extracurricular  and sleeping nether  the structure  of the excavation  house

31.

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32.

A idiosyncratic   stands adjacent  to a ample  bronze statue with a humorous expression, arsenic  noted successful  a societal  media station  astir  being successful  New York City

33.

Tweet by Cole Sprouse joking astir  Carrie Underwood damaging a 4-wheel thrust  with keys. Dated May 3, 2018

34.

Two radical   joyfully greet each   different   astatine  an event, some  wearing suits. The representation  accompanies a tweet sending day   wishes to Paul Rudd

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35.

Tweet by Lady Gaga humorously questioning reactions to utilizing coupons and bargaining, mentioning her New York roots

36.

Tweet from Tony Hawk recounting a humorous speech   with a TSA cause  who didn't admit   him and wondered what Tony Hawk was doing lately

37.

 "Trees Are Never Sad Look At Them Every Once In Awhile They're Quite Beautiful."

38.

Paris Hilton tweets astir  losing her Blackberry, asks friends to substance   her connected  1  of her 3  iPhones

39.

Tweet from Ashanti asking however  galore  women are comfy  passing state  successful  beforehand   of their partners

40.

Tweet by a verified relationship  jokingly states, "Hey guys, wanna consciousness   old? I'm 40. You're welcome." Dated August 26, 2020

41.

Tweet from Bob Saget joking astir  cleaning astatine  location  and feeling similar  his TV character, Danny Tanner

42.

Tweet by Seth Rogen saying, "Please no," successful  effect   to a 2020 tweet astir  spouse  enactment    during squats

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(That's Seth's mom.)

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44.

Screenshot of a tweet from Seth Rogen humorously describing his acquisition   watching the philharmonic  "Cats" portion    stoned

45.

 "I'd locomotion  done  occurrence  for my daughter. Well not FIRE, due to the fact that it's dangerous. But a ace  humid room. But not excessively  humid, due to the fact that my hair."

46.

Screenshot of a tweet from a verified account, Cardi B, asking, "Do ants poop?" posted connected  May 14, 2020, astatine  4:59 AM

47.

Screenshot of a tweet asking, "Do ants person  dicks?" by Kourtney Kardashian, posted connected  March 27, 2010, astatine  11:03 PM

48.

Tweet astir  a greeting  walk, wherever  a girl  asks astir  the moon's location, with a humorous effect   astir  it visiting "daddy's freedom."

49.

Tweet from Carrie Fisher's verified relationship  connected  September 19, 2009, simply   stating "Gay."

50.

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51.

Smiling antheral   with abbreviated  hairsbreadth  poses for a photograph  astatine  an event. He's mentioned successful  a tweet by Martha Stewart asking if anyone knows who helium  is

52.

Tweet from Ryan Reynolds joking astir  radical   successful  LA being acrophobic  of gluten, suggesting a bagel could beryllium  utilized  to rob a liquor store

53.

 "Accidentally deed  a squirrel yesterday successful  my car. Feel truthful  blameworthy  I could hardly  sleep. Casey Anthony is simply a monster."

54.

Tweet by Jaden, dated May 1, 2013, questioning the world  of mirrors and eyes

55.

 "Oh God. I conscionable  realized I'm stuck with maine  my full   life." Dated May 26, 2015, astatine  2:56 PM

56.

Shaq tweets astir  his trouble  fitting into a thrust   spot   astatine  Knott's Berry Farm, humorously expressing his frustration

57.

Tweet by James Blunt joking astir  not doing mini-concerts from location  during lockdown

58.

Tweet by Kylie Jenner from September 18, 2018, saying she had cereal with beverage  for the archetypal  clip  and recovered  it life-changing

59.

Tweet by Dionne Warwick saying, "I americium  blocking this account," successful  effect   to a tweet by Hellmann's Mayonnaise: "Mayo successful  your coffee. That's it, that's the tweet."

60.

A tweet humorously states a tendency  to get   into a combat  astatine  Bed Bath & Beyond connected  Black Friday to consciousness   alive

61.

Harry Styles' humorous tweet astir  mistakenly utilizing Deep Heat earlier  relieving himself, posted connected  October 8, 2011

62.

 "[Y]ou [O]nly [L]ive [O]nce"

63.

Tweet from Kat McPhee mentioning being stalked by paparazzi successful  Europe, with Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner adjacent    connected  yachts. Dated July 2, 2019

64.

Woman with bunny ears hugs man; substance   reflects gratitude and mentions betterment   from a stabbing incidental  successful  London

65.

Cher tweets, "I blocked someone's DAD!?! Who was it?" connected  July 15, 2013

66.

Text tweet by T-Pain humorously questioning who archetypal  decided to devour   an oyster, comparing it to a stone  with imaginable   hidden delights

67.

Tweet from Kim Kardashian expressing excitement astir  surfing and riding waves

68.

Tweet by Ludacris asking if men prioritize a woman's pleasure, noting differences betwixt  penetration and oral satisfaction, posted Aug 19, 2009

69.

Tweet by Frankie Muniz expressing emotion  for sausage, posted connected  September 12, 2019

70.

Tweet by Donald J. Trump advising Robert Pattinson to extremity  his narration   with Kristen Stewart, suggesting aboriginal   gratitude

71.

Tweet by a verified idiosyncratic    from 2011 astir  giving a squirrel a portion   of breadstuff  and being amazed  however  rapidly  it ate it, with laughter and "#crazy"

72.

Tweet by a idiosyncratic    questioning however  to halt  them, suggesting it's inevitable. They inquire  which 1  volition  shine. Dated September 16, 2009

73.

Screenshot showing a tweet from 2010 by Travis Kelce with a typo, "Findland" alternatively  of Finland

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75. And lastly:

Tweet by Cher from 2012 mentions she got a colonic successful  effect   to a question   astir  celebrating Madonna's birthday

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