53 Bizarre, Jaw-Dropping One-Night Stand Stories That I'll Never Be Able To Forget

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"He agreed, and we proceeded to person a perfectly mean conversation. Then helium called backmost a fewer hours later, hysterically sobbing and screaming that helium knew helium would beryllium excessively overmuch for me, and I can’t grip him, and I’m going to permission him. At this point, I’m sufficiently freaked retired and propulsion the plug. I thought that was the extremity of it, but conjecture what? He called again SIX MONTHS LATER arsenic if thing had happened, and told maine he’s moving to Queens, and possibly we should effort again, arsenic if the region of him being successful Brooklyn was the problem." 

—Anonymous