1. "This is from the DAY my hubby and I moved into a caller flat and enactment down roach traps. We were unwillingly present successful a year-long warfare with German cockroaches, and the pest power provided by the spot absorption institution was not sufficient. We some inactive person PTSD from seeing roaches scatter each clip we turned connected the lights. It was a truly acheronian play successful our lives."

2. "I came retired of my edifice to this..."

3. "Just finished my food and recovered this [worm] for dessert 🪱."

4. "I enactment a integrative mat nether my machine table to support the level successful my apartment." This is what his level looked similar erstwhile helium picked up the integrative mat:
5. "I recovered an acrylic nail successful my Diet Coke from McDonald's aft drinking the full thing.. I recovered it aft drinking the full thing. It fell retired of the cupful erstwhile I poured the crystal into the descend — I astir puked. I truly anticipation it's thing little disgusting."
Like...GOD NO.
6. "My coworker thought my mug warmer was a charger. It's not a charger..."
7. "My feline decided to excavation to China 1 period earlier my lease is up. I inactive emotion her, she's a cornball, but we made it years present without her destroying anything. And present 1 period earlier I determination out, she turns into a mini excavator lol."
8. "All of my household travel photos and videos are gone 😭."
9. "A solid crockery broke seconds aft I took it retired of the oven. I didn’t get injured speech from a tiny portion of blistery solid hitting my tummy arsenic I was wearing a harvest top. I besides spilled my full capsicum shaker 30 minutes later."
10. "My canine went extracurricular to pee, dug up an ant hill, past promptly got backmost successful my bed. I besides recovered astatine slightest 2 babe ticks."
11. "At an amusement parkland connected a roller coaster, my telephone fell retired of my pouch connected a thrust and landed connected the power building. I usually deterioration jeans, which person larger and much unafraid pockets, but decided to deterioration shorts and didn’t deliberation my telephone would autumn out. I’m presently waiting for them to retrieve it truthful I tin find retired conscionable however severely damaged it is."
12. "I graduated from University today. At the aft party, my aunt accidentally spilled reddish vino connected my formal (and besides connected my diploma)."
13. "My ceiling caved in. That country of the ceiling started showing signs of weakness a period ago, wherever it started bowing. We were readying connected getting it fixed adjacent week, past this small feline comes on seeking structure from the rain. The abstraction betwixt the ceiling and the existent extortion has ever been unfastened for amended somesthesia circulation, truthful stray cats thin to sneak into the ceiling from clip to time. I conjecture it walked connected that anemic wood sheet and fell through."
14. "I finished enactment yesterday and returned to my car lone to find it with the beforehand extremity pushed successful and scratched with this enactment nether the wipers."
15. "I came location aft a play distant to find my watermelon had exploded connected my room counter."
16. "The overgarment so was wet…"
17. "I spent $220 connected a summons positive airfare to spot the Mariners play the Cubs astatine Wrigley Field. Luckily, it wasn't 100% sold out, truthful I was capable to move. But it is funny."
18. "I got location precocious from enactment and enactment nutrient successful the oven astatine astir 2 a.m. — past I accidentally fell asleep. My flat inactive smells burned, adjacent with each of the windows unfastened 🥲."
19. "I rushed to the dentist reasoning I mislaid a filling…turns retired it was a rock."
20. "My caller location is afloat of Satan's thumb tacks. The gait is afloat of goat heads (bull heads). You can’t locomotion much than 10 feet without having your shoes covered."
Oh my YIKES!!!
21. "Someone's wedding cake..."
22. "One of our sealed h2o bottles has a acceptable of metallic tongs successful it."
23. "There was a mendacious widow (venomous spiders often mistaken for achromatic widows) nest INSIDE the formal I was wearing. I americium present bitten to hellhole and precise very traumatized."
24. "My buddy acceptable up his iPhone to grounds his daughter’s swings, and she deed it square. He said it’s working, but keeps turning disconnected intermittently now."
25. "I've done my ain hairsbreadth for years and yet decided to fto a stylist bash it. My hairsbreadth is truthful fried and damaged that it feels similar pasta noodles erstwhile wet. We wanted to bash a Beetlejuice-inspired hairdo, and I ended up truly liking the blonde. Today we toned it out, and present I’m missing fractional a caput of hair. I could conscionable cry."
26. "Someone stole a schoolhouse autobus and crashed it done my hometown's euphony shop."
27. "I spilled my blistery canine :(. It conscionable rolled disconnected my lap."
28. "I brought the caller cute coworker java and spilled excavation down my sound limb arsenic I introduced myself :(."
29. "My feline puked exclusively and straight into my caller slippers."
30. "We got a chill caller banana hanger!"
31. "I accidentally dropped my vessel of Adderall portion opening it, and respective fell into my tea. Nearly a week's worthy of medicine ruined."
32. "Just came into the edifice I enactment at. The closers didn't flush, and there's a frog successful the toilet."
33. "My roommate got drunk and fell dormant with the burner connected and ruined my pot. I conjecture she came location drunk and wanted pasta truly bad. All the ingredients were there, minus the water, aft a fewer hours with the burner connected high."
34. "Missed each fig by 1 fig 10 years agone today."
35. "These keys were recovered successful the pouch of the 'new' overgarment I bought connected Amazon."
36. "I fell for the hype. This is what I opened from the [Labubu] unsighted box."
37. "My footwear broke with 5 hours near successful my shift. They conscionable randomly snapped erstwhile I was walking backmost to my department. I don't person a backup, and I person much than fractional a displacement near 🫠."
38. "My five-year-old lad got upset that it was his bedtime, truthful helium threw a 50-cent Yo-Yo astatine my 77" Sony OLED TV. The Yo-Yo won, and the TV's done."
39. "I microwaved a Smucker’s Uncrustable for 15 seconds and got a second-degree burn. This is astir 5 days aft it happened. Please beryllium cautious retired there, my chap bare folks — oregon you excessively volition look the wrath of lava jelly."
40. "I heard immoderate hammering arsenic I was walking down my driveway. A pileated woodpecker flew disconnected my code sign…thanks, dude."
41. "Honest mistake..."
42. "I accidentally wore my formal backwards during a occupation interview. I was successful a hurry getting acceptable and threw the formal implicit my caput earlier moving retired the beforehand door. I didn’t announcement until I got successful my car aft the interrogation was over."
43. "I conscionable broke a $5,000 vessel of Remy Martin Louis XIII Cognac astatine work."
44. And finally, "I locked my bicycle astatine a autobus stop, came backmost aft 3 hours to get it, lone to recognize that the fastener was precise sticky and slimy. I tried rinsing my hands with water, lone to find immoderate achromatic substance stuck to my fingers. I twisted the knob astir lone to find this. Some idiosyncratic glued my motorcycle lock."
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