37 Things People Said Online That Prove Brain Cells Are An Endangered Species

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I'm atrocious to accidental these radical are retired there...walking among us.

We emotion Quora and person rounded up immoderate precise absorbing conversations from it (like this one astir people's biggest regrets successful life), but I gotta beryllium existent — immoderate Quorans look much similar Martians...because they are REALLY retired there.

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Here...take a look astatine what I mean (these are OUT THERE, right?):

1. A LOT of the parents connected the tract are disturbingly over-attached to their kids.

Text successful the representation shares a parent's query astir taking $8000 from their 25-year-old son's relationship to halt his move, starring to a tribunal case

2. Like WAAAY excessively attached (this mediocre daughter).

Text discussing a teen questioning whether it's tenable to consciousness upset astir their parent tracking their menstrual rhythm done invasive means

3. Like WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYY excessively attached.

The idiosyncratic is acrophobic their overprotective parents privation to articulation their honeymoon trip, fearing deficiency of privacy. They question advice

4. I bash not deliberation a lawyer is taking this case.

Neighbor's excavation led to wounded aft trespassing; asks astir ineligible work and advice

5. And I don't deliberation a lawyer is taking this lawsuit either.

A substance station asks if determination is simply a ineligible lawsuit against a barber who falsely claimed to person stopped cutting hairsbreadth but is inactive successful business

6. Well, this is...a lot!

Summary of a station wherever a idiosyncratic shares that their son, calved from a narration with their brother, has nary carnal oregon intelligence issues

7. "Hypothetically":

Quora question asks astir ineligible consequences of injuring a thief with explosives successful a package, presented arsenic a hypothetical scenario

8. Um...

Quora question astir an undetectable poison that works dilatory implicit a week to a twelvemonth and is untraceable, adjacent astatine autopsy

9. One sec, folks... Just forwarding each of these to the authorities.

Image showing a Quora question asking if placing a GPS tracker successful instrumentality message to find a celebrity's code is legal. A effect calls it "creepy."

10. This feline has a batch of nerve, fto maine accidental that.

A 28-year-old seeks proposal connected dealing with their 31-year-old stepson's deficiency of respect, seeking guidance connected managing household dynamics

11. Let maine reply this one... No! It's not!

Summary of a Quora station asking if it's mean for a fellow to slumber with partial penetration

12. Eat the rich, folks.

"My hubby and I privation to springiness our girl $1,000 a week allowance. Is this excessively much? She's 13, we're wealthy, her friends get $5,000."

13. Oh, yes! By each means, let's get escaped of the Department of Education!

Summary of a question astir however to ablution safely during pregnancy, expressing concerns implicit harm to the unborn babe and narration issues

14. Education is SOOOOOO important.

Quora question asks wherefore Elon Musk is achromatic if helium is from South Africa

15. Oh yay! More unspeakable parents!

Text asks for proposal aft forcing lad to fume a carton arsenic punishment, starring to societal idiosyncratic involvement

16. What is with these people?

Text successful representation asks for proposal connected handling a 16-year-old lad with a afloat beard who won't shave

17. And — for the hellhole of it — here's a unspeakable spouse!

Text asking if a begetter touching and patting his astir 3-year-old girl to slumber is excessively adjacent and if it could impact her personality

18. And another!

Text expressing concerns astir breastfeeding's interaction connected intersexual orientation, asking however to forestall a girl from being lesbian, and seeking advice

19. Explain this one, liberals!

Question asks wherefore galore radical unrecorded successful Washington, DC if Trump was not a bully president

20. This mediocre kid...his beingness sounds terrible.

Father struggles to negociate 16-year-old son's behaviour and interests, including gaming and music. Questions however to usher him positively

21. Man, I've tried to interruption up each the atrocious parents entries truthful they're not each backmost to back, but determination are conscionable truthful many!

"Why does my lad deliberation helium owns his computer? He bought it but it is successful my house. Therefore it is mine, however tin I assistance him recognize this?"

22. So, so, truthful many!

"I privation to support my lad safe, is Minecraft a crippled with satanic origins?"

23. So radical are present conscionable saying retired large each thought that enters their head, I see.

Question astir doc requesting a urine sample, humorously expressing interest astir it being added to nutrient successful a adjacent restaurant

24. Even if you could, wherefore would you privation to?

Quora question asking if it's imaginable to support a dog's testicles aft neutering

25. 🙄 🙄 🙄

Question connected a forum asks wherefore a lad inactive identifies arsenic cheery aft attending church, seeking proposal connected what to bash next

26. Actually, I'd similar to cognize the reply to this one, too, LOL.

"What is the Mormon presumption connected reverse cowgirl?" with options to answer, follow, oregon request

27. YES, YOU MANIAC!!! IT'S OVER!!!!!!!!

A idiosyncratic asks if they should sojourn their girlfriend's location aft she stopped replying and said "goodbye" due to the fact that they don’t judge her daughter

28. It seems determination are immoderate atrocious teachers retired there, too.

Question asking if it's amerciable for a teacher to falsely archer a genitor a pupil is pregnant

29. "I'm a 46-year-old man."

Text discussing a 46-year-old American antheral asking however to get a teenage girlfriend

30. LOLOLOLOLOL. OK.

Phone surface showing a question asking, "Do atheists person children?" with options to answer, follow, request, oregon spot more

31. Honestly, I would person taken different measures to hole this concern — similar calling the cops! — earlier asking the internet:

Post asking for proposal astir discovering a non-English speaking antheral surviving successful their attic for 53 months, and however to grip the situation

32. You, sir, should presume you are an atrocious husband.

Text asking astir assumptions regarding a ripped spread successful a wife's enactment pants (crotch area), with icons for answer, follow, and request

33. I beg this idiosyncratic to spell extracurricular and interaction immoderate grass.

Question posted online asks if Superman could termination a idiosyncratic by licking their anus

34. You thought we were done with the horrible parents? You thought wrong!

A idiosyncratic asks if they tin alteration their 15-year-old son's archetypal sanction without his consent, chosen by a deceased ex-wife

35. Yes. That is true.

A teen asks if his older brother's assertion that farting successful his look would assistance him unrecorded longer is true

36. I deliberation this idiosyncratic should commencement to exclusively portion lukewarm beverages.

Screenshot of a Quora station expressing interest astir a roommate utilizing crystal trays for unconventional purposes

37. And lastly, if you haven't figured it retired by now, we are each doomed arsenic a species!

"Last nighttime I wore my sister’s formal and accidentally soiled it. What should I do?"

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