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It reads:
"FIRST AND FOREMOST, MY GRANDS AND GREATS RIDE IN THIS VEHICLE! BE CONSIDERATE OF THAT! I HAVE FAMILY AND I’M RAISING A GREAT THAT NEEDS ME! BE SURE I GET HOME SAFE TO HER AND MY FAMILY! I DON’T CARRY MONEY OR REAL JEWELS! IF YOU CARJACK ME WRECK IT GOOD! I WANT A NEW ONE!
DO NOT TOUCH OR CUSS AROUND MY PARROT! I WILL PUT YOU OUT! I DON’T TOUCH YOUR KIDS AND I DON’T TEACH YOUR KIDS TO CUSS, DON’T TEACH MINE!
NO SMOKING, VAPING, SMOKING POT, OR SNORTING/SMOKING DOPE! THIS ISN’T YOUR HOOKAH ROOM! OR TRAP HOUSE!
NO SPRAYING PERFUME, DOING YOUR HAIR AND MAKEUP (I don’t privation your hairsbreadth each implicit the spot and different customers don’t privation to get successful to your hairsbreadth each implicit them), SPRAYING HAIR SPRAY OR COLOGNE! THIS ISN’T YOUR BATHROOM!
NO SEX OR MAKING OUT. THIS ISN’T YOUR HOOKER ROOM/HOTEL ROOM.
NO EATING OR DRINKING IN MY CAR! I PROVIDE WATER FOR YOUR CONVENIENCE! THIS ISN’T YOUR DINER!
And I tin construe each of this to you successful Spanish. If you can’t beryllium respectful, I volition gladly accommodate you with different driver."
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