34 Thoughts I Had While Watching The First Ep Of "The Twisted Tale Of Amanda Knox"

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When I heard we were getting different Amanda Knox story, I thought, "Really, different one?"

However, this was before I learned that the dramatized bid — based connected the real-life events pertaining to Amanda Knox, the execution of her roommate, Meredith, and her decennary agelong conflict with Italian instrumentality enforcement — was EXECUTIVE PRODUCED BY AMANDA KNOX AND MONICA LEWINSKY!

So, erstwhile I learned that, I decided to springiness the bid a watch. One, due to the fact that I americium fascinated by existent transgression and this is 1 of the astir celebrated existent transgression stories of our beingness and, two, due to the fact that I'm intrigued what a bid produced by Amanda Knox ABOUT Amanda Knox is gonna beryllium like.

Before we leap in, here's the synopsis Hulu gives for The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox:

The Twisted Tale of Amanda Knox follows the eponymous American assemblage student, who arrives successful Italy for her survey overseas lone to beryllium wrongfully imprisoned for execution weeks later. The bid traces Amanda’s relentless combat to beryllium her innocence and reclaim her state and examines wherefore authorities and the satellite stood truthful firmly successful judgment.

1. I've ne'er been much locked successful in my full life.

3. OK, disconnected the bat, this amusement is giving...whimsical? Like, the field posters are talking to her successful Italian to person her to survey abroad.

4. In each the accounts I've work astir Amanda Knox, we seldom get to spot thing astir Meredith, the victim. It's bully to get an knowing of who she was and however adjacent she and Amanda were:

6. If lone Amanda stayed astatine her boyfriend's location alternatively than going backmost to her flat...

7. Oh, Amanda girl, that is not your blood...

8. Like, watching this each play out, I get wherefore the archetypal instinct is to telephone your roommates oregon telephone your mom, not to fishy foul play...

9. OK, this wasn't a information I knew! When Amanda saw the infamous poop successful the toilet, that's erstwhile she suspected idiosyncratic broke into her location and she ran to spell get her boyfriend, Raffaele. HOWEVER, I didn't cognize that erstwhile she came backmost with him, the poop had been flushed!

10. Another happening I didn't cognize — a acceptable of constabulary officers came to the location connected relationship of a brace of missing phones, but not pertaining to the interruption in.

11. Wait, whose compartment phones are those...'cause the cops are saying they're registered to Filomena, but Amanda conscionable spoke to Filomena connected her compartment phone...

12. So the 2 cyber cops, aka NOT the cops Raffaele called nor cops who are equipped to grip what they're astir to find are present traipsing each implicit the location and contaminating the transgression scene...

13. Tally of humans successful the level truthful far: Amanda, Raffaele, 2 incompetent cops, the 2 downstairs neighbors, and now, Filomena — that's 7 humans contaminating the transgression scene!

14. THE PHONES BELONG TO MEREDITH! FILOMENA LOANED HER A SIM CARD!

15. This isn't adjacent maine and I'M ANXIOUS!

16. Meredith's assemblage is yet discovered.

18. It's really chaotic due to the fact that Amanda kissing Raffaele was 1 of the main sticking points successful the content of her guilt, when, successful actuality, she conscionable seemed to beryllium seeking comfortableness from her boyfriend.

19. Damn, wherefore did the constabulary serviceman person to accidental it similar that?

20. They had Amanda springiness her connection / reply questions successful ITALIAN, a connection she isn't fluent in, for implicit an hr earlier they called a translator...

21. Amanda and Raffaele person lone been unneurotic for A WEEK???

22. OK, this bull questioning Filomena seems to beryllium the lone 1 with immoderate sense. Like, you weren't acrophobic astir the beforehand doorway of your level being unfastened since it was "old" nor were you acrophobic astir THE BLOOD IN THE BATHROOM?

23. NO, NO, NO POLICE OFFICER! THAT IS NOT THE ORDER OF EVENTS!

24. Y'ALL! IT'S NOT WEIRD THAT IF AMANDA THOUGHT MEREDITH GOT HER PERIOD THAT SHE DIDN'T WANNA CLEAN UP HER BLOOD!

26. OK, tin we absorption little connected the poop and much connected the DEAD GIRL IN THE OTHER ROOM?

27. So, aft 9 hours without immoderate nutrient oregon water, Amanda is yet fixed a break, but it's the TRANSLATOR who yet confirmed to her that Meredith was not lone dead, but murdered.

28. Why is the translator snitching. Who cares if Amanda was liked? What does that person to bash with the crime?

30. What you're NOT gonna bash is speech crap astir Amanda successful the country and past inquire her for a favor, Laura.

32. Well, conjecture what, I don't similar YOU constabulary lady.

33. Be truthful fucking for real.

34. NOT THE EPISODE ENDING WITH HER REUNITING WITH THE LEAD DETECTIVE 16 YEARS LATER!

My my my. Needless to say, I americium SAT for the remainder of this play and volition beryllium watching each week connected Hulu.