Recently, I decided to ask our BuzzFeed Community to archer maine the implicit "smallest hill" they're consenting to dice on, and the answers are truthful relatable. Here are immoderate of the best:
1. "Two words: Oxford. comma. Absolutely indispensable for wide communication."
2. "When radical effort to re-explain what I conscionable said. I cognize what I conscionable said, and truthful does everyone else; you don’t request to accidental it again successful a antithetic order. Also, if I marque a point, you don’t request to explicate my point."
3. "There's nary specified happening arsenic shark-infested waters. If you’re successful the ocean, you’re the infestation. The water is their habitat!"
4. "Drivers who campy successful the accelerated lane connected the road and thrust astatine oregon conscionable beneath the velocity of the cars successful the dilatory lane. I tried to enactment a bumper sticker connected my enactment conveyance that said, 'If I conscionable passed you connected the right, you’re an idiot!' But the brag said no…"
5. "My biggest favored peeve is erstwhile my past sanction is misspelled. I cognize determination are variations connected past names, but it conscionable drives maine bonkers."
6. "People who purposely instrumentality up much than 1 parking spot truthful that cars can't parkland adjacent them are astir apt horribly selfish successful different parts of their lives. Just parkland further distant from everyone if you're that disquieted astir your car."
7. "Using an abbreviation and past instantly explaining what said abbreviation means. Like saying 'EVOO' and past immediately, 'extra virgin olive oil.' What’s the point?!?"
8. "People who telephone idiosyncratic but don’t permission a voicemail if the idiosyncratic doesn’t answer."
9. "It's 'I could NOT attraction less!' 'I could attraction less' means the nonstop opposite!"
10. "👏Die 👏Hard 👏IS 👏a 👏Christmas 👏movie! 👏"
11. "You don't request to walk a expansive connected a phone; it volition beryllium retired of day successful six months anyway."
12. "Unless they are work dogs, dogs should not beryllium successful restaurants oregon cafés. Not lone is it unhygienic, but tons of radical person fears of dogs, and galore radical person allergies oregon asthma. It's not OK."
14. "It’s 'en route,' not 'on route.' I besides get annoyed by those who premix 'wander' and 'wonder.'"
15. "The sanction of the movie is, was, and ever volition beryllium Star Wars. Drop the A New Hope crap. We were there, we cognize what its sanction is..."
16. "Synonyms don't truly exist. Every azygous connection has a chiseled meaning and a close concern successful which to usage it."
18. "Maybe not a tiny hill, but hunting is really bully for the environment. Culling excess animals removes overpopulation and makes for a healthier herd. The licence fees spell backmost into maintaining the wood and wetland restoration."
19. "Adults who locomotion 3 oregon 4 abreast successful nationalist spaces, taking up the full sidewalk, and garbage to determination for tiny children oregon older radical erstwhile they spot them coming from the different absorption are RUDE and merit a swift footwear successful the shins."
20. "People smoking and swearing astir kids. I don’t attraction if you fume and swear, you bash you. But astir kids? Not cool."
21. "I perfectly garbage to succumb to trends. Looking astatine you, Stanley cups, slang, and Labubus."
22. "Chicago heavy crockery is not a pizza; it's a casserole. Pizza MUST beryllium convenient to devour without utensils."
23. "Bacon is 1 of the worst foods ever. I'm adding cheesecake arsenic well."
24. "When radical constitute 'could of,' 'should of,' oregon 'would of.' This annoys maine truthful much."
25. "Macarons are the astir overrated garbage dessert connected Earth. They sensation similar soggy meal cereal, and they're astir ever stupidly expensive. I've tried them from astonishing bakeries due to the fact that I perpetually perceive radical speech astir however large they are, and I consciousness similar I indispensable beryllium missing something, but no, they ever suck."
26. "Also, a ace weird and niche grammar thing: it makes maine BONKERS erstwhile idiosyncratic says 'a decapitated head,' due to the fact that the connection virtually means 'to region the caput from.' You decapitate a body, you disembody a head. It mostly lone bothers maine erstwhile it shows up successful places similar Dateline, wherever idiosyncratic should astir apt beryllium checking."
27. "Being precocious isn't a quirk oregon property trait; it's conscionable disrespectful of different people's time."
"Yes! To presume that one’s clip is much important than another’s is arsenic impolite arsenic it gets."
28. "Saying 'like' aft each different connection arsenic a filler. I cognize culturally it's wide accepted, but it truly gets nether my skin. In precocious school, an English teacher of excavation would really people america down if we said 'like,' 'um,' oregon 'uh' during a presentation, truthful possibly that influences the annoyance. But bully lord, it's irritating."
29. And finally: "Listening to audiobooks doesn't number arsenic reading."
Some of these opened my eyes to however annoying the satellite tin be, truthful if you person much to add, fto maine perceive it. The satellite needs to know!
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