19 Absolutely Unfiltered Thoughts I Had While Rewatching "Hannah Montana: The Movie" For The First Time Since 2010

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I haven't watched Hannah Montana: The Movie since I was 8 years old. Back then, I had respective seasons of Hannah Montana connected DVD and knew each azygous opus by heart. I'm known to person rewatched a LOT of my favourite puerility movies. But somehow, this 1 got mislaid successful the shuffle...

Fifteen years later, I decided to rewatch it arsenic an adult. And fto maine archer you...Oh. My. GOD. "It turns out, the Hannah Montana movie I loved arsenic a kid is…well, thing other wholly now. Here's each azygous happening I thought portion watching:

1. I wholly forgot astir the random coconut falling connected Hannah's caput during "The Best of Both Worlds" euphony video performance, turning it into a weird Hawaiian-themed remix. It was wholly unnecessary, but I emotion it.

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2. I wholly forgot astir this cameo. Tyra Banks, what are you doing here? Of people she's successful a country astir warring implicit shoes — she's the queen of melodramatic showdowns implicit makeup, looks, and clothes.

3. Lilly's 16th day is successful the movie, but she celebrates the aforesaid day successful the show. The mathematics isn't mathing for me.

4. Can we speech astir Oswald the tabloid newsman for a second? He is SO annoying. I get that he's the play of the film, but he's a GROWN antheral chasing a teenage miss for gossip. Sir, delight get a hobby.

5. Travis. That's it. That's the comment. Childhood crush indeed. Plus, he's truthful charming and saccharine to Miley! He's specified a loyal and honorable king, I'm truthful bittersweet helium ne'er was a portion of the show.

6. Okay truthful I cognize Miley has made a fewer mistakes already astatine this constituent successful the movie (being precocious for Lilly's birthday, getting caught successful a tabloid)...But, however did we breeze past Robby destroying each past commemorative sheet from Miley's grandma? She acted similar those plates were her life's treasures, and yet...we moved connected very quickly.

7. Miley is simply a menace. Dumping an full truckload of nuts onto Oswald? You conscionable wholly ruined someone's tiny business!!

8. But also, that closeup of Oswald eating a illustration condiment was truthful disgusting that I benignant of get it. STILL, however the hellhole did Oswald way down the fake code from Miley and her grandma? I would person conscionable walked distant close past and there.

9. Yet different cameo I wholly forgot about. Taylor Swift?! I tin NEVER hide "Crazier" though. Peak side-bang, yellowish vibes, and state Taylor era. She performed it astatine a fundraiser to halt Mr. Bradley from turning section onshore into a buying promenade — Ms. Tay Tay genuinely came to the rescue.

10. "Hoedown Throwdown" was the puerility taxable of the decade, TBH. She changed the crippled with that one.

11. Lily showing up disguised arsenic Hannah and helps her retired with each the Oswald and Travis play — she is simply a existent bestie.

12. A country that ever confused maine arsenic a kid and arsenic an big is however was Miley changing successful the revolving doors? I cognize she changes successful the janitor's bureau for a while, but what was she reasoning with the revolving doors?

13. Lorelai's quality was yet different useless and annoying character. Yes, Robby deserves immoderate emotion too. But wherefore is simply a grown pistillate blaming everything connected Miley? The meal didn't spell the best, but that's not ALL MILEY'S FAULT. Why don't you blasted it connected the ferret that was moving wild?

14. Speaking of the ferret, Jackson's full relation successful this movie is to conscionable get wounded by animals. First an ostrich, past an alligator, AND a ferret — it's each truthful incredibly chaotic yet truthful incredibly Jackson astatine the aforesaid time...

15. "Butterfly Fly Away" is the sweetest duo betwixt Miley and her dad, and "The Climb" is inactive a banger to this day. This movie birthed immoderate astonishing tunes.

16. The full constituent of the amusement is that Miley lives a treble beingness and keeps the concealed of being Hannah Montana. So wherefore uncover that to her full hometown?! Then spot them to support the concealed forever? BOOO TOMATO, TOMATO.

17. One of Oswald's daughters is Natalia Dyer from Stranger Things? Hello crossover! Also those British accents were rather fake and...a choice.

18. MILEY AND TRAVIS KISS. So cute, truthful adorable. I volition dice connected the elevation that Travis is importantly better, much mature, and sweeter than Jake oregon Jesse.

19. Yet. Another. Banger. Closing retired with "You'll Always Find Your Way Back Home," this opus walked truthful "Who Says" could run.

Who bash you deliberation is Miley's champion boyfriend? Jake, Jesse, oregon Travis? (I cognize there's more, but these are apical 3 IMO). Let america cognize successful the comments!

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