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We precocious asked the BuzzFeed Community to archer america their astir shocking hookup stories, and I was not prepared for what I read. Here are the astir astonishing ones:
Note: Some submissions travel from this Reddit thread.
1. "During the mediate of COVID, I went connected a random Tinder hookup. Two steps into the house, I realized it was a hoarder's house. She took maine up to her bed, which was virtually a mattress and a dusty blanket. I kept my disguise connected the full clip we hooked up."
2. "He mentioned helium liked my place, but I genuinely thought it was a remark connected my decor and style. Lo and behold, 2 weeks aboriginal I spot him moving into to a portion connected the aforesaid freaking floor. We lived a hallway isolated from each different for a afloat year. He gave up connected talking to maine aft period 1 erstwhile I made it precise wide however uncomfortable it was for me."
3. "I met a pistillate successful a barroom 1 night, and we instantly went backmost to her champion friend's spot and started hooking up. The pursuing day, arsenic I’m saying goodbye, her champion person asked, 'Did she archer you that her hubby is simply a minister?' I astir crapped myself. Then I said, 'Oh my god! I’m going to hell.'”
—Anonymous
4. "I was successful assemblage and met a pistillate portion I was studying astatine a java shop. It was the mediate of the time connected a weekday. We talked a bit, and she invited maine to travel her to her place. I had ne'er done thing similar this before, but she was cute, truthful I agreed. I followed her to McMansion, and erstwhile we got inside, she instantly started things. Just arsenic it was clip to get to it, she begged maine not to deterioration extortion oregon propulsion out. I conscionable said no, and she stopped it. As I was leaving, her woman walked retired and told maine that they conscionable needed my sperm."
—Anonymous
5. "She failed to pass maine that she had seizures connected a regular basis. We finished the deed, and she had a seizure."
6. "I met a pistillate astatine a coworker's party. She lived a fewer doors down from them and asked maine to locomotion her home. She invited maine in. Her large location was wholly bare of furniture, which I thought was weird. I should person left, but I went with it. We were mid-coitus erstwhile a 2 oregon 3-year-old kid walked successful with a full, smelly diaper. Found retired from a co-worker that she was successful the mediate of a unspeakable divorcement and that she indispensable person near the kid location unsocial for the hr oregon truthful she was astatine the party."
—Anonymous
7. "I was astir 35 and was connected a concern travel successful New York. One nighttime aft my conference, I went to a section bar, and it was beauteous empty, truthful I sat astatine the bar. Not agelong aft that, this truly charismatic 65ish twelvemonth aged pistillate sits astatine the different extremity of the bar. She bought maine a drink, truthful I returned the favour and sat by her and bought her one. After a fewer drinks and conversation, she asked if I’d ever done a Sportsman Double. I told her no, and she explained it was a mother/daughter threesome. I was intrigued and buzzed. I figured she was hot, and her girl was astir apt too, truthful I took her up connected her offer. We got backmost to her spot and told maine to hold successful the surviving room. She walked down the hallway and knocked connected a chamber door, opened it, and yelled MOM I GOT ONE!!"
—Anonymous
8. "Back successful '94, connected a 2nd day aft fooling astir a little, I declined going further, citing my period. The adjacent happening I knew, helium turned successful his seat, faced distant from maine with his feet connected the ground. Then helium pulled his overgarment kinda up astir his hunched-over position. First, I had zero hint what helium was doing. Is helium cold? Gonna puke? Next, helium is bobbing his caput into his lap. The freaking dude was going down connected himself."
—Anonymous
9. "A person of excavation told maine a miss projectile vomited during the enactment portion successful doggie position."
10. "I had a one-night basal with a miss past summertime connected a Saturday night. The pursuing morning, the girl's ain ma came to prime her up astatine my house. We didn’t conscionable each other, but I could intelligibly spot her mom's look successful the car done the window. The adjacent day, I was starting a caller job. The archetypal idiosyncratic I met arsenic I walked into the gathering that greeting was my boss's secretary. The miss from Saturday night's mom, from the car!"
11. "I hooked up with a feline successful a second-floor bath astatine a location party. I could perceive radical looking for him. Someone knocked connected the door. He freaked retired and went retired the model into a tree. I closed the model and near the bathroom. I said I hadn’t seen him. I went downstairs and extracurricular to bent out. 20 minutes later, helium fell retired of the tree. No 1 had immoderate hint wherefore helium was successful the tree, and helium ne'er heard the extremity of it. No 1 ever enactment 2 and 2 together."
12. "I was drinking astatine a friend's bonfire and hooked up with a guy. We hooked up by the bid tracks, and we were truthful large that a neighbour called 911 due to the fact that she thought idiosyncratic had been deed by a train. Fire, ambulance and constabulary each showed up to spot 2 drunk fools doing it successful the bushes."
13. "I went backmost to her place, we were doing it doggie style, and her canine came up and licked my butt. Immediately, I was turned off."
14. "I went location with a feline and projectile vomited each implicit his rug. I was truthful embarrassed. I near close distant and ne'er spoke to him again."
15. "I was possibly 21, and my friends wanted to person a amusive girls' night, truthful we went to this bar. I saw this antheral who is possibly 30ish years old, and helium made oculus interaction with me. I walked up to him successful my benignant of drunk authorities and started to flirt. Flash forward, we were successful the bath hooking up erstwhile his WIFE walks successful looking for him. They had gone to the barroom for their 5-year anniversary."
—Anonymous
16. "On Halloween, I went location with a guy, and ended up going down connected him successful his backmost seat. I woke up with him successful my furniture the adjacent morning, got up, and went to enactment and ghosted him. About a week later, I went to an lawsuit for my parents' company; it turned retired that the feline was my parents' coworker's son."
—Anonymous
17. And finally, "I met idiosyncratic connected a dating app and aft we finished hooking up, she asked if I needed to poop. I told her I didn't and asked her wherefore she said that, and she said it was due to the fact that she truly wanted to hitch my butt. I couldn't person gotten retired of determination immoderate faster."
—Anonymous
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