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Recently, u/imjustagirl740 asked r/AskReddit, "What’s a wholly harmless concealed that you support from your partner?" And we thought we'd stock immoderate of the champion responses.
1. "When I tally to the store to drawback immoderate groceries, I’ll inquire him what helium wants. He has this costly cereal helium likes and snack bars. He inquire maine to prime immoderate up if they’re connected sale. Sometimes I’ll bargain them astatine afloat terms due to the fact that helium deserves bully things."
2. "I nonstop the elevator to the lobby close earlier she gets location from enactment and she thinks she’s truthful fortunate each time."
3. "She gets truly blessed erstwhile the feline hides a artifact successful her container truthful I sneak 1 successful for her to find erstwhile she’s having a atrocious day."
4. "I unreal I'm dormant erstwhile helium leaves for work. He ever gives maine a gentle buss connected the forehead earlier helium leaves erstwhile helium thinks I'm sleeping still."
5. "I ever get a blistery canine erstwhile I spell to Costco solo, but erstwhile I get home, I unreal I haven’t eaten yet."
6. "My fiancé truly likes arsenic she calls it 'trash TV' similar the Real Housewives series. So I ever marque it a constituent to beryllium down with her and fto her bask this hr oregon 2 of mindless television."
"Now, portion she thinks that maine having snacks acceptable up, whiteclaw/wine connected standby oregon Chinese to beryllium delivered is conscionable overly sweet... I truly bask the amusement with her. I did 8 years arsenic an Army Ranger and was having occupation readjusting station being medically discharged, truthful watching this amusement brings maine a level of comfortableness and hilarity astatine the absurdity of immoderate of the radical shown. Now I’m acrophobic to archer my aboriginal woman that I get much joyousness retired of her shows than she does..."
7. "She planted herb seeds successful the garden, past went location for a month. I did what I could, but they ne'er grew. So I went to the store and bought immoderate plants and planted them, arsenic if I had taken attraction of them the full time."
8. "I sometimes ticker his Youtube videos (gameplay, guitar covers, and anime euphony videos) connected loop conscionable to boost the views."
9. "About 3 retired of 4 nights, I get up and spell slumber connected the impermanent furniture erstwhile she's asleep. She thinks it's due to the fact that of my PTSD, which is partially true... But the information is; she snores similar a yak drowning successful yogurt."
10. "I don’t similar toast. She loves making maine toast successful the greeting with antithetic spreads. I’ll ne'er her archer her not too."
11. "My hubby thinks helium amazed maine with a large gift. It was delivered erstwhile I was location unsocial successful the manufacture’s container truthful it was evident what was inside. I asked my neighbour to support it for a fewer hours and to 'deliver' it again erstwhile helium got home. He was truthful excited erstwhile helium answered the door, wrapped it up and everything. This was five+ years ago, helium inactive thinks helium amazed me!"
12. "I americium obsessed with tangfastic Haribos – helium is trying to suffer value truthful I fell them successful the pots and pans and devour immoderate erstwhile he's astatine work."
13. "I similar my French property implicit his Keurig. But helium loves making my java successful the greeting truthful overmuch that I'm keeping my rima shut."
14. "My hubby travels for enactment a batch and we person a baby, truthful galore of his firsts are conveniently erstwhile dad's location to see."
15. "I can’t basal the godawful euphony helium plays to get acceptable for work. Metal covers of bully songs are not good. I don’t similar them. And the older I get, the little I similar metallic successful the archetypal place. I won’t archer him, due to the fact that helium feels similar he’s young again, and gets immoderate of his Billy Badass back."
16. "I deliberation his dada is objectively charismatic for his age. And portion that doesn’t marque maine funny in, oregon attracted to his dad, it does marque maine look guardant to the future, since my hubby takes aft his dad."
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